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Best Pick Up Lines: Moments in History

Take a look at some of the best pick up lines. Pick up lines, have been around I'm sure since the birth of the caveman. At least in some way shape or form. A lot of guys look for the perfect thing to say to a woman or vice versa. It is hard to find the best pick up lines. Some lines are terrible and some can work out great. Sometimes they may be effective, and sometimes they can get you slapped or hit with a sexual harassment charge. Even though I believe it's best to just be yourself, try these lines out. Some of the best pick up lines are original and some you may have heard before. Just let me know the results. They may work like a charm...........or not.

For Men

Girl you look so good, you can always have it your way.

My love for you is like 7-Eleven, 24/7.

Do you work for NASA cause you're outta this world?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your eyes are so beautiful. Can I do you?

Love is like a box of chocolates, sweet and tasty.

Your body is like Pringles, once you pop you just can't stop.

Girl you got an apple bottom and a apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

I can make a fruit salad with those melons.

Someone call the police, you just stole my heart.

Let me help you lose weight. Take your clothes off.

I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.

That's funny, I only see women as beautiful as you in my dreams.

Your name must be Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.

Can I put my wood in your fireplace?

You must be a magnet cause I'm stuck on you.

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

I need to Map Quest your heart.

For Women

Let's play football, make sure to throw deep. I'll be the wide receiver.

I've been a bad girl, I think I need a spanking.

I'm hungry. Can I have a piece of your chocolate bar?

Do you work for Planter's, because you have great nuts?

My work out plan can help you with that bulge.

It's cold, I need some body heat.

Excuse me your zipper is broken, it needs to be down.

I can't have kids. (What guy wouldn't go for this one?)

My name is, all yours.

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"A PICK UP LINE CAN BE THE FIRST INVITATION OF LOVE, OR A SMACK IN THE FACE."

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